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The Information Superhighway
The internet is still called the information superhighway, right? I know most of the kids today probably never referred to the internet as such. But, just because I have that kinda time, I’ll let...
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Thrift Stores & Michael Jordan
This is an older story from my short-lived experiences at a local State University. My academic career there was cut short by picking up a DUI in the University’s township. They got their money, I got...
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Esprit d’Escalier
A few days ago I was digging around in my shirt pockets for a smoke when I turned up a winning lottery ticket that I had somehow misplaced and forgotten about. So I decided to go inside and collect my...
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Suicidal Messiah
Sometimes at work I’ll say something like, “Fuck this job, I hate this shit.” If I felt like it wasn’t a complete waste of my time and energy, given my coworkers general lack of interest in some kind...
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The Culture of Fat, A Criticism: Be Deep-fried & Multiply
Is anyone else disgusted by fat people? Or more precisely, the disgusting propagation of sensitivity towards gluttonous behavior? That you’re not supposed to be disgusted, that is incentive enough for...
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Sleep Number Orcas
My girlfriend is a really light sleeper. She rolls and tosses and turns if I so much as cough in bed. So, when I have to fart, it’s really tricky. She’s so cute too. She breathes softly in through her...
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Charley’s Horse & Trailer Park Fantasies
I woke up from this nasty cramp in the back of my leg last night and had to literally walk around the house to get it to go away this morning. I’ve heard them referred to as a “Horse of Charles.”...
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A Vagabond’s Life
As a writer, particularly in the 21st century and during the age of the internet, I understand my destiny can be fairly assessed as bleak, at best. That is, of course, unless I were to strike a nerve...
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Our Culture of Signs
Signs are everywhere. Signs for business, signs for waste disposal, signs for directing traffic, signs for bathroom vacancy, signs for motel hospitality ,signs for slippery floors, signs for telling me...
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“News” in America is a Joke
From an abstract perspective, it’s insanely comical that American newspaper headlines read, “Gays in the Boy Scouts?” The global stage is host to organized crime networks supplying heroin to countries...
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